The Epic Tale of Dillon
A three-season saga (renewed for Season 4)
1999
Born in Ghana
Started my journey in Accra, Ghana, probably debugging my first cry.
+1 Existence
2015
Discovered Programming
First "Hello World" in Python. Little did the world know what was coming.
+1 Syntax Appreciation+1 Bug Creation
2018
Started Computer Science Degree
Began formal education in the dark arts of computer science.
+5 Theoretical Knowledge+2 Coffee Dependency
2020
First Internship
Junior developer at a local startup. Broke production only twice.
+3 Real World Experience+1 Imposter Syndrome
2022
Graduated University
Bachelor of Science in Computer Science, summa cum laude.
+10 Formal Education+5 Debt-to-Income Ratio
2023
Full-Stack Developer
Joined a tech company as a full-stack developer. Actually understood what full-stack meant.
+10 Professional Development+5 Meeting Tolerance
2024
Founded Schedulease
Launched a B2B SaaS platform for scheduling optimization.
+15 Entrepreneurship+20 Stress Management
2025
Building This Portfolio
Created this website to showcase my work and questionable sense of humor.
+5 Self-Promotion+10 Meta Programming
To Be Continued...
Season 4 coming soon to a repository near you