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12/15/2024

8 min read

How I Optimized Database Queries by 40%

A deep dive into SQL optimization techniques that actually work in the real world.

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Ranking JavaScript Frameworks by How Good They'd Be at Karaoke

A completely scientific analysis of which JS frameworks would rock the mic the hardest.

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12/15/2024

8 min read

How I Optimized Database Queries by 40%

A deep dive into SQL optimization techniques that actually work in the real world.

Ranking JavaScript Frameworks by How Good They'd Be at Karaoke

A completely scientific analysis of which JS frameworks would rock the mic the hardest.

Building Schedulease: A SaaS Journey

Lessons learned from building a B2B SaaS platform from scratch.

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11/28/2024

7 min read

Why I Switched to TypeScript (And You Should Too)

My love-hate relationship with TypeScript and why it saved my sanity.

Debugging: A Love Story

The emotional rollercoaster of hunting down that one elusive bug at 3 AM.

Microservices vs Monoliths: The Ultimate Showdown

Cutting through the hype to find what actually works for your team.

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👑Historical Guest Posts

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Genghis Khan's Guide to Agile Project Management

by Genghis Khan

Conquer your sprints like you conquer territories.

12/1/2024(Fictional, obviously)

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Marie Curie on Code Reviews

by Marie Curie

Peer review is the only way to discover truly radioactive code.

11/25/2024(Fictional, obviously)